Right.
I need a laugh.
It's all been getting far too serious on here lately, what with one thing and another...
Anyone else up for some humour, a bit of light entertainment, you know, a laugh and a giggle, that sort of thing....?
Let's swap some jokes then!
It doesn't have to be about motorcycling (but all the better if it is!), but please let's keep it clean gentlemen (Mr Higgins...this means YOU! Still feels a bit weird calling you 'Mr' though....'spose I'll get used to it eventually...)
I fully expect this thread to fail monumentally of course, but I am used to it by now and at least the tablets help soothe the pain to my battered (as in fish and chips) ego, but at least when it falls silently down the rusty drain of life it will prove my suspicions that the hundreds and hundreds of views that my other pitiful attempts at humour (aka 'The Inevitable Caption Comps') have received have in fact been by me and Dave Higgins' pet whippet (Mr Snuggles) all along....Life can be cruel...
Still reading.....? (you mad fool you....!)
So, to begin the groan-fest and get the tumbleweeds rolling, here's a couple that are so awfull I can hardly beleive I'm typing them. You can post jokes that are actually funny as well, so come on chaps, don't be shy-let's share the love!
1. 'Mommy mommy....when I grow up I want to own a Greeves motorcycle!'
'But son....you can't do both.....!'
2. Mommy polar bear and baby polar bear are sitting on the ice one dark and frigid night, when baby polar bear says;
'Am I a real polar bear mommy?'
'Yes, of course you are!' she replies.
Baby bear says; 'Are you sure mommy? Could I be a grizzly bear instead?'
'No son, you are 100% polar bear.'
'But could I be a brown bear mommy?'
'No son, you are definitely 100% polar bear.'
'But mommy, could I be a Russian dancing bear?'
'No son, certainly not! You are 100% through and through polar bear! Why do you keep asking son....?'
'.......because I'm cold.....'
Over to you chaps.
I KNOW you can all do better than that.....!!!!
I need a laugh.
It's all been getting far too serious on here lately, what with one thing and another...
Anyone else up for some humour, a bit of light entertainment, you know, a laugh and a giggle, that sort of thing....?
Let's swap some jokes then!
It doesn't have to be about motorcycling (but all the better if it is!), but please let's keep it clean gentlemen (Mr Higgins...this means YOU! Still feels a bit weird calling you 'Mr' though....'spose I'll get used to it eventually...)
I fully expect this thread to fail monumentally of course, but I am used to it by now and at least the tablets help soothe the pain to my battered (as in fish and chips) ego, but at least when it falls silently down the rusty drain of life it will prove my suspicions that the hundreds and hundreds of views that my other pitiful attempts at humour (aka 'The Inevitable Caption Comps') have received have in fact been by me and Dave Higgins' pet whippet (Mr Snuggles) all along....Life can be cruel...
Still reading.....? (you mad fool you....!)
So, to begin the groan-fest and get the tumbleweeds rolling, here's a couple that are so awfull I can hardly beleive I'm typing them. You can post jokes that are actually funny as well, so come on chaps, don't be shy-let's share the love!
1. 'Mommy mommy....when I grow up I want to own a Greeves motorcycle!'
'But son....you can't do both.....!'
2. Mommy polar bear and baby polar bear are sitting on the ice one dark and frigid night, when baby polar bear says;
'Am I a real polar bear mommy?'
'Yes, of course you are!' she replies.
Baby bear says; 'Are you sure mommy? Could I be a grizzly bear instead?'
'No son, you are 100% polar bear.'
'But could I be a brown bear mommy?'
'No son, you are definitely 100% polar bear.'
'But mommy, could I be a Russian dancing bear?'
'No son, certainly not! You are 100% through and through polar bear! Why do you keep asking son....?'
'.......because I'm cold.....'
Over to you chaps.
I KNOW you can all do better than that.....!!!!
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