The Inevitably Inevitable Return Of The Inevitable Caption Competition.

[Brian Thompson]

Seasons Greetings fellow Cap Comp fans!

Ok, ok...I give in! As you've both been bombarding me with hundreds and hundreds of requests again recently, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ignore your pleas and post another one anyway...

The object of our deliberations this time depicts a somewhat thoughtful Mr Greeves pictured at the controls of a prototype Invacar, on October 25th 1946.

Have fun everyone, and here's a couple to get you started...;


Mr Greeves; "....for goodness sake pay attention 007!"

Mr Greeves was delighted to find that he could control the miniature Dalek with just one cable, and that from a distance the top looked just like a standard Villiers cylinder head....The Doctor would be pleased....

Brian.

[Brian Catt]

Not a Dalek......more like a prototype K9....

[dave higgins]

Bert to employee. " Listen laddie! you`re the smallest?, thats why you`re in the sidecar, now shut up & peddle "....

[dave higgins]

During testing, berts new homemade sidewinder missile launcher hits problems as the front bread bin door jams....

[Brian Thompson]

Invahovercar.

As Bert gingerly engaged hover mode and gently began to increase the thrust levels, he realised that steering and braking would probably need a bit more thought....

[Brian Thompson]

Lights, Camera, Traction!

As Bert thumbs the traction control button to the off position, he hopes the Avon 'Squaremaster' fitted to the rear wheel is up to the job....

Brian.

[dave higgins]

roll up! roll up!.

Superb!! as usual brian, i wonder if mr runnacles has a take on it....?...

[Brian Thompson]

Be afraid....!

That would be great, but what will we do if Punchy see's it.....?

[Phil Hyde]

Bert, a man deep in thought.

During the years that followed WW 2 no one could have contemplated like Bert. The prototype invacar was the ideal place to dream of a foundry. Ally beam casting stirred in his inner conscience..................

[Brian Thompson]

Back to Woolworths!

As the comp shop lads proudly unveiled the new futuristic looking prototype Invacar they had knocked up in the chicken shack that lunchtime, Mr Greeves only had one thing to say....."THAT'S not Moorland Blue....DO IT AGAIN!!!"

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Invacare-Meteor-mobility-scooter-8-MPH-/261344061610?pt=UK_Health_Beauty_Mobility_Disability_Medical_ET&hash=item3cd951e8aa

(This one's for Riflegreen.....)

Brian.

[Brian Thompson]

Testing Time!

As Bert surveys the damage he contemplates the wisdom of DPC's idea to let Dicky Faggetter 'test' the firms only working invacar prototype in the trial the day before....

(Hope you had a good ride Dicky!)

Brian.

[Brian Thompson]

The more the merrier!

Thanks for chippin' in lads, some crackers there!

Brian.

[Dick F]

The Inevtible caption competition

Is it that Bert or Albert Einstein, pondering will this ever take off !

[Brian Thompson]

Great Minds etc.

Dicky!

Thanks for joining in mate!

[Rob]

Following a Government warning to diversify, Bert still couldn't help covering himself as he performed his 33rd NHS command-wire vasectomy of the day.